wait wait here's a quiz
1. Your real name: Dana
2. What friends call you: Dane, dana-dane
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: seeing as i'm dating my cat...he calls me "meow"
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Devon
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Frances
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: mopey
b. goose: brap
c. pirate: peggy
d. a hot boy: servus
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: you're racist
8. What would you name your kids?: devon, fallon, jackson
9. What would you name a ship you built?: idonno
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? i'm cool and you're not. here's why.
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: mmmm...don't think so.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: one time i almost ate hairy cheese.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: nope
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: not really
17. Passed out?: yesh
18. Had a crush on somebody: is that supposed to be a joke?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: once or twice.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: probably
21. Caught people having sex?: not yet.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: i..dont...drive...YET!
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: i like boys.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: i wish
25. Made a wish that came true?: maybe
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that i lived in new york and i was walking around naked shopping for a dildo
27. I'm only racist towards...racists
28. I don't even know why I'm...so tired
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...anyone
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...be near dunlap and not ninja him to death
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy...twelve of those little chocolate things from the cafeteria
32. It's hot. I should take off my...parka
33. It's always more fun if you...spin around first
34. You can't eat steak without...sasha
35. You better shut up before I...call your mom
36. I really like you and everything but...you smell like old meat
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: *slap*
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: yell. real real loud.
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: run.
40 Someone told you were a good kisser: depends who it is
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: ...i don't like this game
42. You had three wishes?: be able to sing like amazing, be pretty, have a thousand and twenty more wishes
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: smoking cigarettes should be illegal. smoking pot should be legal<<lol
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: i'd make her pay me like bundles of cash
45. You had a time machine?: SUMMER. forever. <3 and a few things i'd like to undo/redo.
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: i'd film one of my latin classes. seriously, that stuff is pure gold.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: mmm...both. really =\
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly, because the view is better
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future duh! no one cares about other people's dreams...it's just fact
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny. i didn't even have to think about that one
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Lost in a forest.
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock.
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Febuary 29th most definately
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: afghanistan.
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: i'm gonna go with sledding
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: well, i already am a ninja, so pirate it is.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: that book "Call it Courage"
60. Driver: Nicole
61. Yoga: Pilates
62. Bakery: Muffins
63. Roach: hahhahahaha
64. Mushroom: ew
65. Sprung: spring
66. Exotic: indian food
67. Pythagorean: theorem
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: when you feel all tingly all the time...and its not food poisoning
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: hot, sexy, cute
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: tomatoes
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: kate, but not meanly
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: queen. because no one wants to lose the queen.
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: K- kevin, kate, kara
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: uhhhhhh made me a bracelet?
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": half true
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": fuck you
77. "KFC is way better than McDonalds": i dont really like either
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": okay.
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": what are you, a health test?
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": really? geewow. thats convnient.
81. "Music is stupid.": if by 'music' you mean 'math' then yes!
82. "Your car sucks.": cool i have a car?!
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